WELCOME TO THE 1ST RH'S TWEEPLES CHOICE AWARDS... (cheering, clapping, whistling)

(announcer)... Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's @followinyoazz! (screams, claps, whistling, drawers being thrown on stage)...

(@followinyoazz)... Wow! Thank you tweeple (muah,muah). Welcome to our very 1st RH' TWEEPLES CHOICE AWARDS! FROM AUG 18TH TIL AUG 24TH THE TWEEPLE CLOGGED THE TIMELINES OF MANY OF THEIR FOLLOWERS BY CASTING VOTES FOR TONITE'S EVENT! DUE TO SO MANY VOTES COMING IN, I HAD TO ENLIST THE HELP OF FRIENDS AND FAMILY JUST TO SORT AND COUNT. WE RECEIVED OVER 135 PAGES OF VOTES FROM YOU, THE TWEEPLE, MAKING THIS TWITTER EVENT TWITTERIFIC! IN THE FRONT ROW, I'M PLEASED TO SEE ENTIRE CAST OF RHOA, RHONJ, RHOOC, RHONYC, AND RHODC! MY SPECIAL GUEST IS ANDY COHEN! I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ANXIOUSLY AWAITING THIS MOMENT WHERE YOU WILL SEE IN WRITING IF YOUR VOTE AND SOMEONE ELSE'S VOTE MATCHED PERFECTLY. TONITE YOU WILL SEE IF OTHERS THINK THE SAME AS YOU. TONITE YOU WILL SEE IF DANIELLE STAUB IS WIDELY HATED AND KELLY BENSIMON IS WILDLY CRAZY! SO HANG STOP THE TWEETING AND GET READY FOR HISTORY IN THE MAKING AS WE CELEBRATE TWITTERS 1ST EVER REAL HOUSEWIVES TWEEPLES CHOICE AWARDS, BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE TWEEPLE, FOR THE TWEEPLE! (cheers, screams, whistling, clapping)

CATEGORY 1- BEST BOOK... NATURALLY THIN: UNLEASH YOUR SKINNY GIRL!
CATEGORY 2- TACKIEST HOUSEWIFE... TERESA GIUDICE!
CATEGORY 3- MOST INSPIRING HOUSEWIFE... ALEX MCCORD!
CATEGORY 4- HW'S YOU'D PAY TO SEE CAGE FIGHT... TERESA & BETHENNY!
CATEGORY 5- HW YOUR MATE WOULD LIKELY FIND ATTRACTIVE... SONJA MORGAN!
CATEGORY 6- BEST GUEST ON WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE... ELLEN BARKIN!
CATEGORY 7- BEST/WORST BODY IN A SWIMSUIT... GRETCHEN/DANIELLE!
CATEGORY 8- BEST BACKSTABBER... KIM DEPAOLA!
CATEGORY 9- HW ON DRUGS DURING SEASON OR REUNION... LYNNE CURTIN!
CATEGORY 10- HOUSEWIFE WHO FELL FROM GRACE... JILL ZARIN!
CATEGORY 11- MOST EVOLVED HOUSEWIFE... ALEX MCCORD!
CATEGORY 12- HW YOU'D LEAST LIKE TO SEE IN A SEX VIDEO... KIM GRANATELL!
CATEGORY 13- SEXIEST HOUSEWIFE... GRETCHEN ROSSI!
CATEGORY 14- WORST VOICE... TERESA GIUDICE!
CATEGORY 15- MOST AMBITIOUS HOUSEWIFE... VICKY GUNVALSON!
CATEGORY 16- HW WHO OVERSOLD CRAP... JILL ZARIN!
CATEGORY 17- HOUSEWIFE YOU BELIEVE IS THE BEST BLOGGER... ALEX MCCORD!
CATEGORY 18- HW/HH WHO'D MAKE A PERFECT MATCH... ALEXIS AND MARIO!
CATEGORY 19- FAKEST CRIER... KELLY BENSIMON!
CATEGORY 20- WHO'S BETTER: PEREZ OR ANDY... ANDY COHEN!
CATEGORY 21- BEST REUNION ARGUMENT... RAMONA SINGER AND JILL ZARIN!
CATEGORY 22- WORST HOUSEWIFE'S NEIGHBOR/FRIEND EVER... KIM GRANATELL!
CATEGORY 23- WORST SCRIPTED SCENE... LUANN AND CORT!
CATEGORY 24- BEST HOUSEWIFE'S GRANDPARENTS... THE HOPPY'S!
CATEGORY 25- HOUSEWIVES YOU WANT TO RETURN/STAY GONE... JEANA KEOUGH/LYNN!
CATEGORY 26- HOUSEWIVES WHO LOVE TO TWEET... A TIE JACKIE AND ALEX!
CATEGORY 27- THE HOUSEWIFE YOU WANT TO DISAPPEAR... TERESA!
CATEGORY 28- BEST PET... COOKIE!
CATEGORY 29- BEST PET POOP SCENE... GINGER!
CATEGORY 30- UGLIEST PET... GRANDMA WRINKLES!
CATEGORY 31- BEST/WORST HOME DECOR... RAMONA SINGER/TERESA GIUDICE!
CATEGORY 32- SICKEST KISS/INTIMATE SCENE... JILL ZARIN & LUANN BEDROOM!
CATEGORY 33- BEST VOW RENEWAL CEREMONY... RAMONA AND MARIO!
CATEGORY 34- BIGGEST/WORST LIAR... JILL ZARIN/DINA MANZO!
CATEGORY 35- SMARTEST/DUMBEST HOUSEWIFE... VICKY GUNVALSON/LYNN CURTIN!
CATEGORY 36- HOTTEST HOUSEHUSBAND... MARIO!
CATEGORY 37- BEST/WORST DRESSED HOUSEWIFE... VICKY G./TERESA G.!
CATEGORY 38- HOUSECHILD MOST/LEAST LIKELY TO SUCCEED... AVERY/MILANIA!
CATEGORY 39- HOUSEWIFE WHO'S A PLASTIC SURGERY FIEND... ALEXIS BELLINO!
CATEGORY 40- HW WITH THE BEST/WORST BREAST... ALEXIS/DANIELLE!
CATEGORY 41- HOUSEWIFE WHO'S HAD THE SADDEST CHILDHOOD... BETHENNY!
CATEGORY 42- BEST GAY HUSBAND OR GAY MALE BFF... DUANE EUBANKS!
CATEGORY 43- FUNNIEST HOUSEWIFE... BETHENNY FRANKEL!
CATEGORY 44- BEST CATCH PHRASE OF ALL TIME... AIN'T I NICE!
CATEGORY 45- BEST INTRO 1 LINER... I'VE CREATED A GREAT LIFE & I LOVE LIVING IT!
CATEGORY 46- RICHEST/POOREST HOUSEWIFE... JILL ZARIN/LYNN CURTIN!
CATEGORY 47- HOUSEWIFE YOU BELIEVE TO BE LESBIAN... CAROLINE MANZO!
CATEGORY 48- MOST ADORED HOUSECHILD... BRIANA!
CATEGORY 49- MOST HATED HOUSEHUSBAND... SIMON BARNEY!
CATEGORY 50- THE DIVORCE WE ALL SEE COMING... TERESA AND JOE!
CATEGORY 51- THE DIVORCE WE ALL KNEW WOULD HAPPEN... TAMRA AND SIMON!
CATEGORY 52- HOUSEWIFE WHO JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE... KELLY BENSIMON!
CATEGORY 53- HOUSEWIFE WHO KEEPS IT REAL... KANDI BURRUSS!
CATEGORY 54- WHO'D BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA WHOM... BETHENNY OVER TERESA!
CATEGORY 55- BEST/WORST HOUSEWIVES VACATION... ST. JOHN/ITALY!
CATEGORY 56- BEST/WORST MOM... ALEX MCCORD/LYNN CURTIN!
CATEGORY 57- MOST/LEAST TALENTED HW... KANDI BURRUSS/KIM ZOLCIAK!
CATEGORY 58- WORST SONG: COUNTESS LUANN OR KIM ZOLCIAK... KIM ZOLCIAK!
CATEGORY 59- WERE YOU TEAM JILL/BETHENNY... TEAM BETHENNY!
CATEGORY 60- THE CITY AND STATE YOU WOULD LIKE BRAVO TO TAKEOVER... MIAMI, FLORIDA!
CATEGORY 61- THE WINNER OF THE 1ST REAL HOUSEWIVES TWEEPLES CHOICE AWARDS RUBBER ROOM KEY GOES TO... KELLY BENSIMON! (1 VOTE KEPT IT FROM BEING UNANIMOUS)

THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS... LAUGH OR CRY IT'S ON RECORD NOW! MAZEL TO BETHENNY FRANKEL WHO RECEIVED THE MOST POSITIVE VOTES AND THE JACKHOLE HERE APPPARENTLY IS TERESA GIUDICE... SORRY TERESA BUT THE TWEEPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

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AWWWW SAY IT AIN'T JOE!

OMG, you all know I'm a big fan of the Giudice clan... so it pains me to say what I'm about to say. My Juicy Joe is about to blow! This weeks show was certainly sad for even me to watch. I saw Teresa totally oblivious as to what Joe was going through. He was cracking and peeling all over the place as Teresa pretended he was simply "cracking her up". Joe bitched and bitched and bitched about the money spent during the trip to Italy. Joe bitched about the cost of a cheese pizza in Italy. Joe bitched about Teresa allowing the girls to run-amuck. Joe bitched about bitching! Yet, throughout it all Teresa Giudice smiled, giggled, and placed bows on each of her girls heads. I was stunned! This man is about to blow and his wife, my friend, is too embarrassed to hash it out while the cameras roll. Caroline Manzo stated every couple has a fight from time to time there's nothing wrong with that. Teresa seemed totally evasive and oddly calm even making Joe apologize to the kids for his tantrum. Of course the kids didn't want to hold your hand, Joe, you were unstable at the time, but I felt your frustration through my flat screen television. Take it from me Teresa, your man wasn't upset due to lack of sex, rest, or alcohol, he saw the bank account creeping into the negative, honey. Get it together or it'll be the divorce heard 'round the world for you two. Stop being phoney and own it. Going broke to keep up appearances only embarrasses the culprit. In this economy you're not the first and you won't be the last, so why keep up the charade? Downsize your lifestyle and expenditures and you'll show your man just how down with him you can be. I personally think Joe has done a wonderful job at pleasing you, Teresa, but at what cost? I know your book is awesome and doing great in sells, however, is it putting your financial status in the black? Get with the program and Joe's frown will turn upside down! This is my most painful blog to date and I blog with the utmost sincerity. Don't spend more than you can earn it's a sure fire curse of the American people. Poverty in the United States is cyclical in nature with roughly 13 to 17% living below the federal poverty line at any given point in time, and roughly 40% falling below the poverty line at some point within a 10-year time span. The definition of the word poverty is: the state of one who lacks a usual or socially acceptable amount of money or material possessions. The word poverty comes from the Latin word, paupertat, which means poor. I'd like to see you evolve, Teresa. Ciao!