Lets All Be Thinking Italy and Make It Look Like It's Spontaneous

Oh geez everyone let's go to Italy tomorrow! I didn't buy it for 1 minute. Now this was 1 episode I truly believed to be scripted. The crew of RHONJ all gathered and traveled to Italy less the Dirty D's (Danny & Danielle)... Thank God. Jackie stated baby Ashley couldn't go because apparently baby Ashley has to work to pay her attorney fees due to the infamous hair pulling incident. I'd refer baby Ashley to OJ's defense team but sadly they passed on. Caroline convinced Albert to vacay by dangling "alone time" in his face. However, upon arrival Albert and Caroline were unexpectedly asked to babysit the Giudice gang. I don't know why I just heard Teresa say they needed to give the grandparents a break (so they pawned the kids off on Albert and Caroline so she and Juicy Joe could make Puffy Chucky). I don't believe Albert and Caroline ever had that "alone time" though. While babysitting the Giudice gang, Albert and Caroline allowed the girls to swim in the ships hot tub only to be told the kids had to be at least 16, therefore must get out. While keeping the kids busy with arts and crafts, Gabriela attempted to slap the dogshit outta Caroline. Of course Caroline put that girl in her place. Cut to Chris Laurita discussing why Danielle had to get the hell outta their lives... Chris didn't say she was toxic but he was thinking it! Jackie and Teresa had "alone time" and decided to go out for drinks. Jackie had too much to drink, was hungover, missed a Giudice baby birthday celebration, and claimed she was seasick... O hell nawl boo you were wasted! Oh yeah, Teresa had the entire clan follow her on a ten mile hike to find the Chanel store in Venice only to find it closed. Now there you have Italy folks. If I missed anything please comment.