WELCOME TO THE 1ST RH'S TWEEPLES CHOICE AWARDS... (cheering, clapping, whistling)

(announcer)... Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's @followinyoazz! (screams, claps, whistling, drawers being thrown on stage)...

(@followinyoazz)... Wow! Thank you tweeple (muah,muah). Welcome to our very 1st RH' TWEEPLES CHOICE AWARDS! FROM AUG 18TH TIL AUG 24TH THE TWEEPLE CLOGGED THE TIMELINES OF MANY OF THEIR FOLLOWERS BY CASTING VOTES FOR TONITE'S EVENT! DUE TO SO MANY VOTES COMING IN, I HAD TO ENLIST THE HELP OF FRIENDS AND FAMILY JUST TO SORT AND COUNT. WE RECEIVED OVER 135 PAGES OF VOTES FROM YOU, THE TWEEPLE, MAKING THIS TWITTER EVENT TWITTERIFIC! IN THE FRONT ROW, I'M PLEASED TO SEE ENTIRE CAST OF RHOA, RHONJ, RHOOC, RHONYC, AND RHODC! MY SPECIAL GUEST IS ANDY COHEN! I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ANXIOUSLY AWAITING THIS MOMENT WHERE YOU WILL SEE IN WRITING IF YOUR VOTE AND SOMEONE ELSE'S VOTE MATCHED PERFECTLY. TONITE YOU WILL SEE IF OTHERS THINK THE SAME AS YOU. TONITE YOU WILL SEE IF DANIELLE STAUB IS WIDELY HATED AND KELLY BENSIMON IS WILDLY CRAZY! SO HANG STOP THE TWEETING AND GET READY FOR HISTORY IN THE MAKING AS WE CELEBRATE TWITTERS 1ST EVER REAL HOUSEWIVES TWEEPLES CHOICE AWARDS, BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE TWEEPLE, FOR THE TWEEPLE! (cheers, screams, whistling, clapping)

CATEGORY 1- BEST BOOK... NATURALLY THIN: UNLEASH YOUR SKINNY GIRL!
CATEGORY 2- TACKIEST HOUSEWIFE... TERESA GIUDICE!
CATEGORY 3- MOST INSPIRING HOUSEWIFE... ALEX MCCORD!
CATEGORY 4- HW'S YOU'D PAY TO SEE CAGE FIGHT... TERESA & BETHENNY!
CATEGORY 5- HW YOUR MATE WOULD LIKELY FIND ATTRACTIVE... SONJA MORGAN!
CATEGORY 6- BEST GUEST ON WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE... ELLEN BARKIN!
CATEGORY 7- BEST/WORST BODY IN A SWIMSUIT... GRETCHEN/DANIELLE!
CATEGORY 8- BEST BACKSTABBER... KIM DEPAOLA!
CATEGORY 9- HW ON DRUGS DURING SEASON OR REUNION... LYNNE CURTIN!
CATEGORY 10- HOUSEWIFE WHO FELL FROM GRACE... JILL ZARIN!
CATEGORY 11- MOST EVOLVED HOUSEWIFE... ALEX MCCORD!
CATEGORY 12- HW YOU'D LEAST LIKE TO SEE IN A SEX VIDEO... KIM GRANATELL!
CATEGORY 13- SEXIEST HOUSEWIFE... GRETCHEN ROSSI!
CATEGORY 14- WORST VOICE... TERESA GIUDICE!
CATEGORY 15- MOST AMBITIOUS HOUSEWIFE... VICKY GUNVALSON!
CATEGORY 16- HW WHO OVERSOLD CRAP... JILL ZARIN!
CATEGORY 17- HOUSEWIFE YOU BELIEVE IS THE BEST BLOGGER... ALEX MCCORD!
CATEGORY 18- HW/HH WHO'D MAKE A PERFECT MATCH... ALEXIS AND MARIO!
CATEGORY 19- FAKEST CRIER... KELLY BENSIMON!
CATEGORY 20- WHO'S BETTER: PEREZ OR ANDY... ANDY COHEN!
CATEGORY 21- BEST REUNION ARGUMENT... RAMONA SINGER AND JILL ZARIN!
CATEGORY 22- WORST HOUSEWIFE'S NEIGHBOR/FRIEND EVER... KIM GRANATELL!
CATEGORY 23- WORST SCRIPTED SCENE... LUANN AND CORT!
CATEGORY 24- BEST HOUSEWIFE'S GRANDPARENTS... THE HOPPY'S!
CATEGORY 25- HOUSEWIVES YOU WANT TO RETURN/STAY GONE... JEANA KEOUGH/LYNN!
CATEGORY 26- HOUSEWIVES WHO LOVE TO TWEET... A TIE JACKIE AND ALEX!
CATEGORY 27- THE HOUSEWIFE YOU WANT TO DISAPPEAR... TERESA!
CATEGORY 28- BEST PET... COOKIE!
CATEGORY 29- BEST PET POOP SCENE... GINGER!
CATEGORY 30- UGLIEST PET... GRANDMA WRINKLES!
CATEGORY 31- BEST/WORST HOME DECOR... RAMONA SINGER/TERESA GIUDICE!
CATEGORY 32- SICKEST KISS/INTIMATE SCENE... JILL ZARIN & LUANN BEDROOM!
CATEGORY 33- BEST VOW RENEWAL CEREMONY... RAMONA AND MARIO!
CATEGORY 34- BIGGEST/WORST LIAR... JILL ZARIN/DINA MANZO!
CATEGORY 35- SMARTEST/DUMBEST HOUSEWIFE... VICKY GUNVALSON/LYNN CURTIN!
CATEGORY 36- HOTTEST HOUSEHUSBAND... MARIO!
CATEGORY 37- BEST/WORST DRESSED HOUSEWIFE... VICKY G./TERESA G.!
CATEGORY 38- HOUSECHILD MOST/LEAST LIKELY TO SUCCEED... AVERY/MILANIA!
CATEGORY 39- HOUSEWIFE WHO'S A PLASTIC SURGERY FIEND... ALEXIS BELLINO!
CATEGORY 40- HW WITH THE BEST/WORST BREAST... ALEXIS/DANIELLE!
CATEGORY 41- HOUSEWIFE WHO'S HAD THE SADDEST CHILDHOOD... BETHENNY!
CATEGORY 42- BEST GAY HUSBAND OR GAY MALE BFF... DUANE EUBANKS!
CATEGORY 43- FUNNIEST HOUSEWIFE... BETHENNY FRANKEL!
CATEGORY 44- BEST CATCH PHRASE OF ALL TIME... AIN'T I NICE!
CATEGORY 45- BEST INTRO 1 LINER... I'VE CREATED A GREAT LIFE & I LOVE LIVING IT!
CATEGORY 46- RICHEST/POOREST HOUSEWIFE... JILL ZARIN/LYNN CURTIN!
CATEGORY 47- HOUSEWIFE YOU BELIEVE TO BE LESBIAN... CAROLINE MANZO!
CATEGORY 48- MOST ADORED HOUSECHILD... BRIANA!
CATEGORY 49- MOST HATED HOUSEHUSBAND... SIMON BARNEY!
CATEGORY 50- THE DIVORCE WE ALL SEE COMING... TERESA AND JOE!
CATEGORY 51- THE DIVORCE WE ALL KNEW WOULD HAPPEN... TAMRA AND SIMON!
CATEGORY 52- HOUSEWIFE WHO JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE... KELLY BENSIMON!
CATEGORY 53- HOUSEWIFE WHO KEEPS IT REAL... KANDI BURRUSS!
CATEGORY 54- WHO'D BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA WHOM... BETHENNY OVER TERESA!
CATEGORY 55- BEST/WORST HOUSEWIVES VACATION... ST. JOHN/ITALY!
CATEGORY 56- BEST/WORST MOM... ALEX MCCORD/LYNN CURTIN!
CATEGORY 57- MOST/LEAST TALENTED HW... KANDI BURRUSS/KIM ZOLCIAK!
CATEGORY 58- WORST SONG: COUNTESS LUANN OR KIM ZOLCIAK... KIM ZOLCIAK!
CATEGORY 59- WERE YOU TEAM JILL/BETHENNY... TEAM BETHENNY!
CATEGORY 60- THE CITY AND STATE YOU WOULD LIKE BRAVO TO TAKEOVER... MIAMI, FLORIDA!
CATEGORY 61- THE WINNER OF THE 1ST REAL HOUSEWIVES TWEEPLES CHOICE AWARDS RUBBER ROOM KEY GOES TO... KELLY BENSIMON! (1 VOTE KEPT IT FROM BEING UNANIMOUS)

THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS... LAUGH OR CRY IT'S ON RECORD NOW! MAZEL TO BETHENNY FRANKEL WHO RECEIVED THE MOST POSITIVE VOTES AND THE JACKHOLE HERE APPPARENTLY IS TERESA GIUDICE... SORRY TERESA BUT THE TWEEPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

TO VOTE, TWEET ME @followinyoazz PLEASE USE TWITLONGER & NUMBER UR VOTES TO MATCH CATEGORY NUMBERS