O good Lawd this Audrey chic has gone Postal! She has attacked everyone on twitter and is now attacking the blogs... well I'm the one to entertain her. Maybe if I give her 15 minutes she'll finally be satisfied and can return to her lowly little life she created for herself. This is what she posted on my blog...
Anonymous said...
Listen to me carefully. I am not the person you're currently beefing with on twitter. You know damn well if I was beefing with you, I'll say it w my name. You're making a fool out of yourselve blaming a random person who also thinks your a bitch and abrasive, of being me. Well guess what..I don't hide behind s**t. That person isn't me, so you look teh fool Tammy and please after those pics at the wedding EASE UP ON THE BOTOX. Oh congrat's on the weight loss. A big f**k you, Audrey and btw, I never thought you were my BFF. You talked s**t via DM bout all your followers if they irked you. So eat shit and more weight loss and botox pictures pullleaze. haaaaaaaa & more...If I wanted to start up a beef, you wouldnt' not be the only one I'd target and I sure as s**t wouldn't hide that is WAS from Audrey. Msmac, crystal hogan, ROH and the rest would have been targeted too. SO think before you assume, you paranoid bitch. with all the f**k you in the world, Audrey Warhol.
August 18, 2010 8:32 PM
MY REPLY TO AUDREY THE GHOST...
AUDREY I SAY TO YOU... IF UR NOT AUDREY, THEN Y ARE U HIDING UR UGLY MUG? YOU WENT INTO TWITTER EXILE (OR DARE I SAY FORCED INTO IT)... U SAY I'M BLAMING SOME OTHER RANDOM PERSON FOR BEING YOU, YET AT THE SAME TIME U SAY UR NOT U (LOL CONTRADICTION WHORAH & STUPID). THEN U SAY U DON'T HIDE AND THE RANDOM PERSON I'M BLAMING ISN'T U... ANOTHER CONTRADICTION WHORAH REMARK. OH, AND HONEY IF I HAD BOTOX, AT LEAST I COULD AFFORD IT AS WE ALL KNEW ON TWITTER U WERE 1 BROKE JOKE REMEMBER THE $1 BILLS U BRAGGED TO SUNNYKISS ABOUT? IF UR NOT AUDREY WHY WOULD YOU COMMENT ON NEVER BEING MY BFF... AGAIN CONTRADICTION WHORAH REMARK... WHY MENTION ROH, MSMAC, AND HOGAN AS THEY ARE ALL PEOPLE YOU HAVE TWITTER BEEF WITH AS AUDREY WARHOL? BUT THE KICKER IS THIS MS. I AM NOT AUDREY WARHOL, YET YOU SIGNED YOUR COMMENT AS AUDREY WARHOL! WHAT KIND OF DOPE IS ERIC AND HIS DAD GIVING YOU GIRL? WHY ISN'T ANY OF YOUR REAL LIFE FRIENDS AND FAMILY SEEKING COUNSELING FOR YOU? IF I APOLOGIZED FOR ALL YOUR LOSS WOULD IT MAKE A DIFFERENCE? CAN I HELP THAT YOUR IN A LOVELESS RELATIONSHIP? CAN I HELP THAT YOUR PARENTS ABANDONED YOU? CAN I HELP THAT YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYED EVERY TWITTER RELATIONSHIP YOU HAD BY BEING A RACIST? NO! NO! NO! NO! JUST ACCEPT DEFEAT AUDREY. YOU KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE ON TWITTER I'M THE DEAN OF THE DOZEN AND CURRENTLY BITCH I'M THE BUSINESS... CIAO ROACH!
@ATWEET2U2DEAR VS. @FOLLOWINYOAZZ
ALTHOUGH IT WASN'T A FIGHT, MORE LIKE AN ATTACK, @ATWEET2U2DEAR SOMEHOW ZOOMED IN ON ME ON TWITTER CLAIMING MY BLOG IS DUMB, STUPID, AND I SHOW SIGNS OF HAVING ADHD. "IT" WENT ON TO SAY I'M A DUMBASS FATTY AND THOSE WHO'D LIKE TO KISS MY ASS WILL BE KISSING A VERY LONG TIME. THIS "THING" HAS OVER 50 TWITTER ACCOUNTS AND SAYS THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I WOULD BE ABLE TO BLOCK ALL "ITS" ACCOUNTS. "IT" COMPARED ME TO @JILLZARIN CLAIMING I CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT SOLELY BECAUSE I BLOCKED "IT". WELL I SAY TO "IT" HONEY IF I'M THE FAT, STUPID, DUMBASS WITH ADHD WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU CREATE 50 ACCOUNTS JUST TO STALK ME? AM I THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU? AFTERALL, I NEVER FOLLOWED YOU HONEY YOU FOLLOWED ME! I NEVER KNEW YOU EXISTED, BUT YOU KNEW I DID. IN CLOSING I'D LIKE TO SAY "BITCH I'M THE BUSINESS"... CIAO!
@bdonahueweedman vs. @i_am_brentt and the winner is?
Recently there was a twight on twitter between @bdonahueweedman and @i_am_brentt. Apparently @i_am_brentt is a @teresa_giudice fan and we all know @bdonahueweedman is not (LOL)... the twight went a lil something like this...
@bdonahueweedman said to @i_am_brent- Ahhh..I have been nothing but nice to you...no wonder you like Teresa...you are a hateful mean person
@i_am_brentt said to @bdonahueweedman- ahahahaha i love how you, a 70 year old ugly hag fighting with me, a young teen. Get a life hunny!
@bdonahueweedman requested assistance from @SassNSauceBBC- go kick that punks ass who dissed me earlier. That's what I do when I'm bored.
@i_am_brentt tweeted- I hate random twitter stalkers!
@i_am_brentt to @bdonahueweedman- why dont you let me know when you and your ugly ass husband are finished recovering from your plastic surgery.
@i_am_brentt to @TotallyToonces- am i seriously fighting with a 'cat' on twitter? I feel bad for you & your owner.
@i_am_brentt to @MsFran53- Who gives a shit about money?! I am sure you aint hot shit walking around with 100s in ya wallet either!
@GraceCharles regarding @i_am_brentt- this is the punk; @I_am_Brentt One of those Young Angry BOYYZZ!!!
@TotallyToonces to @bdonahueweedman- is that 13yr old pimple face still hassling you?>>Bitch can't even spell his name right @I_am_Brentt
@bronzebeau to @bdonahueweedman- did u see this? WTF? @I_am_Brentt: @bdonahueweedman why dont you let me know when you and your ugly
@SassNSauceBBC here it comes. Punk freaked out cause of my Teresa Blog. I'll send it to ya...
Well there you have it @bdonahueweedman was attacked by @i_am_brentt who was channeling Audrey Warhol and assuming he is the @teresa_giudice's gatekeeper. As the twight went on others joined in all siding with @bdonahueweedman. I think it's safe to say @i_am_brentt was knocked the PHUK out in the 3rd round... Ciao!
@followinyoazz and the tweeple vs. @audreywarhol and the winner is?
The biggest Fist-A-Cuff of all time was when I, @followinyoazz, had the public fight with @audreywarhol. We started out TFF's (twitter friends forever), but as time surpassed, I saw something creepy in her. I couldn't put my finger on it right then, but there was something about her that started to bother me. Sure we all do battle from time to time on Twitter, but @audreywarhol would take it a bit too seriously all the time. If anyone blasted @teresa_giudice, @audreywarhol would go absolutely crazy eventhough @teresa_giudice blocked her ass on twitter! It wasn't until she battled with @realoldhouswife and @msmac426 that she started in on me. As I attempted to pull away from @audreywarhol's insanity, she became fixated on me even more. She unfollowed me first, then she started blasting me on her page privately by not placing the "@" symbol before my twitter name. I grew curious and checked in on her after a few weeks and realized what she'd been up to. Needless to say, the war was on. I attacked, her head on openly placing the "@" symbol in front of her name, from all angles and soon other @audreywarhol survivors started to surface. We all leaned in on her hard. She then did something more shocking than ever, she started in on the racial slurs. BIG MISTAKE! HUGE! Tweeters from around the world unleashed the dragon and soon @audreywarhol crawled in a hole and died. Well she didn't actually die, she changed her twitter name at least a zillion times. Finally @realoldhouswife decided to give her a name; SHE OF MANY NAMES! Knowing she would never really leave us alone, I decided to have the 1st ever Twitter Funeral! The service was on Friday, July 16, 2010 at 7pm cst. I'll never forget it. We wore wife beaters in honor of her memory. I gave a moving eulogy and then she was cremated and spread alongside top civil rights leaders who'd passed on. Til this day she has never resurfaced, but I know she's watching my every tweet. Maybe even this blog! Hell she may have reinvented herself altogether and is now following me on twitter, sharing in our laughter, maybe I'm even following her. Whatever the case, she will never change. If you've been attacked by @audreywarhol, post your story in the comments field below. If you're @audreywarhol, KEEP AWAY SHE DEVIL! Ciao!
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